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Email getting you down? Spam and bulk mail filling your inbox? Not any more!
I am the luckiest person on earth. Why? I have the inside track on getting everything I want - FREE! ... but there lies the problem ...
- The new free laptop I was promised never showed up. So now I cannot reply to my new friend in Nigeria who desperately needs my help to transfer $47,000,000 out of the country.
- I couldn't have used the free laptop anyway as everything I see looks blue with all that Viagra I have ordered.
- Hey, just had a great idea! When I win the new 50" plasma screen I will be able to hook it up to the free laptop so I can see it better!
- The Viagra gave me more confidence with the ladies, so I thought I would start dating again. Trouble is I got the Viagra pills mixed up with the natural breast enlargement pills that arrived, and now my breasts are much larger than the theirs, and now they aren't interested!
- Then I had the perfect plan ... Sell all of the extra pills on ebay!
Ran into problems there too as I just received an email saying my ebay account was being suspended.
- I couldn't maximise my GI benefits, as I wasnt a GI., so to cheer myself up I made use of one of those 'Have a shopping spree on us' offers.
- That made me feel better. Trouble was that it turned out that the shopping spree wasn't actually for me. It must have been for someone else, so now I am in debt.
- But wait. I know how to get out of debt free! I had an email the other day just for that. I read the email but couldn't make sense of it so I had to use all of my $500 Visa Gift Cards, $500 Costco Cards, $500 Amazon Cards, and $500 Cash Advance Cards.
Well, I will use them ... when they arrive.
- They always say the more you learn the more you earn, so to pay off the free spending spree debt I will go back to school. I will earn my degree online in just 12 months. That shouldn't be hard. Still waiting for the laptop though, so I can get online.
- In the meantime I will go on my 5 Night Cruise for 2 to the Bahamas. I am so lucky I got offered that. All I have to do is activate it. And if I go to the Bahamas then I will need to use that lose 30 lbs in 30 days offer so I can look good.
- Hopefully I can Meet Christian Singles on the cruise, apparantly there are many in my area. I should then be able to qualify for a Cheap Christian Mortgage if I buy a house.
- I hope they don't use their free credit report in minutes! They are bound to find out about my free spending spree debt if they do!
- I must make sure I get the free long distance service for life, as I will need to call home from the cruise to see when my free laptop arrives.
- I just can't wait to get started! - Boy, am I Lucky!
Of course your mileage may vary ...
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